The honeymoon phase never has to end.
Jimmy Fallon (on marriage)

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You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
i read this 12 times (via cornerstate)

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satanstrousers:

9scarecrow9:

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

lol please, somebody, give this dude a medal. 

The bottle is my trophy there is no greater reward

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nbcatoz:

Meet Zelda for reals, tonight at 9:30/8:30c on NBC.

nbcatoz:

Meet Zelda for reals, tonight at 9:30/8:30c on NBC.


yourheartcantellnolies:

rusig:

Kanye West taking a little kanye rest.


In his Kayne nest

yourheartcantellnolies:

rusig:

Kanye West taking a little kanye rest.

In his Kayne nest

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delzdesigns:

Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

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gurlfriend: happy fathers day
bf: but im not a dad
gf: :)

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epic4chan:


They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

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bdawg19:


the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

bdawg19:

the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

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