(via cumfort)


wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

(via cumfort)


yosssarian:

if pooh bear can wear a crop top so can i

(via voodookittennn)


themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

(via voodookittennn)


babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

babeobaggins:

this is still SO FUNNY

(via voodookittennn)


fstw:

shoutout to my mutuals that I don’t really talk to y’all still cool

(via cumfort)


master-bruce-wayne:

This is exactly why we have this technology

(via cumfort)


flawless-goddess:

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

This is not okay lmaooo

flawless-goddess:

beebuzzbee:

oh nooooooo

This is not okay lmaooo

(via jaimaldramidan)


sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

sluttyoliveoil:

a legend

(via omanpoops)



mydogsnokes:

*sees person 3 miles away* *holds door open for them*

(via omanpoops)


thewatersensei:

when croagunk faints it looks like someone who laughed too hard at their own joke

image

(via omanpoops)


manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

(via cumfort)


virguin:

If you were my homework I’d do you.

(via cumfort)


someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)